I see all the news is filled with these #Occupiers, people standing up and crying out against the socio-economic injustices that have always existed in this country and the world. I would love to be in the middle of it all. I would love to raise my fist and help topple the corrupt empire that I have railed against since I was a teenager. Yet, I feel like it is all in vain. I have been a part of many protest actions in my time. I was at A16 in Washington DC (despite being on Federal Probation in North Carolina at the time); I was tear-gassed and chased by cops. Running along-side a drunken Uncle Sam who said he was also on Federal Probation in Virginia and not supposed to leave the state either. I was in New York in 2002 protesting against the Iraq War when the police came through on horseback hitting anything that moved with black jacks; I dove on top of a teenage girl I had never met before to shield her from the officer’s baton. I took several cracks to my back that actually felt good because my back is shit after spending eight months in a federal prison for thinking I was an anarchist terrorist when I was 19. Believe me if anyone should be out there crowing about the end of this bullshit society it should be me. Continue reading #Occupydeeznuts; Let’s play Master and Servant
First on deck is something we heard about from Attack of the Show-yes we still watch it without Olivia-and that’s Meat-Eating Furniture! We couldn’t believe or little Monkee ears when we heard about a fly eating clock and a rat decapitating coffee table! The designers James Auger and Jimmy Loizeau gave a light-heart-ed interview over on NPR comparing their monster furniture to nature shows and “the theater of life”, but we all know this is just the begining to flesh eating machines! Powered by microbial fuel cells that will stalk the planet consuming people for energy like something straight out of the Matrix! Continue reading The Armada return w/ Flesh Eating Machines!!!
We were caught, just three days later, turned in by a girl whose hair Josh and I had once masturbated in because, she foolishly fell asleep in the wrong chair. After theATF came and took us, and our Militia video tapes away, and the 6 o’clock news had interviewed me I had truly “blown-up”. My pride got me on CNN Headline News by the time I was 19, a growing criminal record, five months in a federal halfway house, on top of 45 days in jail. This was followed by three years of probation, four months house arrest, and eight months in a Federal prison. Continue reading Short Timer; Intro
The armada is expanding it’s reach. To what avail we shall see. We haven’t had much repose so we’re just putting ourselves out there for all to see. Here is a list of all the Armada on the web; Continue reading Thee Monkee Ring
No two Monkees are the same, each swing his or her own way. The Armada is the way we coalesce. For some flinging poo is an art, for others poo is flung with wild abandon. There are those that fling poo with their hands, and those that fling poo with their mouths. There are those that abstain from the throwing of arid feces, and those that accept their lives in the zoo. Whether or not you are a wild simian, or a helper monkey assisting the blind, we each agree on one thing. We are not a part of the human race we are above them! We are in the trees. Continue reading No two Monkees are the same