We the Armada are decedents of the Vanara our mighty attack wing are the Flying Monkees from Hell. They are the most deadly and ferocious branch of the Armada, they will do far more than tear apart a silly Scarecrow or Tin Man (what the fuck Tin is like one step up from aluminum). They are the most loyal and closest to Lord Hanuman, and they are the vengeance of the skies. When the Flying Monkees descend from the skies no one is safe for they are the terror that strikes from on high, beware their wrath and fear their cry! The Flying Monkees From Hell are circling and it is your very soul they seek. I digress, they are nothing like the cartoonish creatures depicted in this musical! Continue reading 71st Anniversary of the worst Flying Monkees ever!
In a few months the world as we know it will change forever (for those that can afford it), just in time for Christmas! Billy Gates and his brain trust have developed a revolutionary new addition to there psycho-addictive game console. It is called Project Natal and it is as sinister as it’s name sounds. They are planning to release a device that will not only scan you and what ever you desire into a game, but will also be sentient enough to recognize your face (even in a room full of people), it will talk to you as if it is alive, and one day it will take over your home and kill you. Continue reading We are living in a pre-Natal world!
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The house that the Mouse built has decided to consume The House of Ideas! Disney announced today that it will purchase Marvel for a measly $4 billion bucks. Have faith true believers though, the deal is not final and hinges on the support from the share holders. This is a travisty we must stop, we must organize, boycott, protest, get the word to the share holders that we the Marvel faithful will have no interest in buying a Disney product. Continue reading The World as we know it is about to end!
I first heard about Reverend Billy Talen and The Church of Stop Shopping through the UK show Disinformation, when they … Continue reading The Revolution of the Fabulous 500
The history of singerie—or the use of simians to represent humans, their behavior and affectations humorously, ironically and/or derisively—has a … Continue reading The history of singerie