In the meantime Summer movie-time is here! We love movies here, every since we were tiny little Monkees! We try to go each week, year round, plus buy tons of DVDs and watch what ever classics offered up on cable. Summer movies are the best, because that’s when Hollywood brings out the big guns. None of the weighty Oscar worthy fare, just mindless “boom goes the dynamite” thrill rides! 2011 is shaping up nice for us with all the comic book related flicks dropping. Continue reading “We Love to Party” Summer movie season kicks off!
In Vonnegut’s “Welcome to the Monkey House” (a must read for all Armada members), Ethical Suicide Parlor Hostesses are beautiful young women dressed in purple body stockings that cheerfully help people who are committing suicide with their every need. They work at the Ethical Suicide Parlors located next to the HoJo (Howard Johnson’s Inn) in a future so over populated suicide is considered being patriotic. Do you think that’s what rapper Nicki Minaj was going for on Sunday nights MTV VMAs? Continue reading Nicki Minaj; Ethical Suicide Hostess
The other day the so-called leader of those hapless idiots known as The Tea Party, Mark Williams called the Islamic God a “Monkey God”! Upset over the fact that there are plans to build a mosque near their beloved Ground Zero, the right-wing nut job (who is a frequent guest on CNN) let loose a rambling dumb-ass diatribe on his blog? Again when did rednecks get so computer savvy? This further illustrates the ignorance (not to mention intolerance) of this group. Allah ( the Muslim diety) is not a Monkey-God! He’s not even close, he’s closer to the mythical Judeo-Christian God Yahweh, they each branch out from the fabled tribes of Abraham. This idiotic religious squabbling seems never ending. It would be a much better world if all of these douche bags got their collective heads out of the sand. Stop putting so much emphasis on a pathetic desert religion that has lost all meaning thousands of years ago. There is a Monkey-God out there that is far more worthy of your respect and devotion. Continue reading Get Yourself a Funky-Monkey-God!
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A Thai police force has begun taking a monkey dressed in officer’s uniform on patrol each day to help improve relations with Muslim separatists.
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It can happen only in India. A man drove a minibus with a monkey on his shoulder and as the monkey jumped out of the window it distracted the driver who rammed his vehicle into a house in the capital, police said Thursday. Continue reading Monkey on shoulder causes bus accident
Four-Eyed Stranger #6: Heavy Metal Monkey King | Graphic Novelties | PopMatters. Continue reading Four-Eyed Stranger #6: Heavy Metal Monkey King | Graphic Novelties | PopMatters