The Armada return w/ Flesh Eating Machines!!!

First on deck is something we heard about from Attack of the Show-yes we still watch it without Olivia-and that’s Meat-Eating Furniture! We couldn’t believe or little Monkee ears when we heard about a fly eating clock and a rat decapitating coffee table! The designers James Auger and Jimmy Loizeau gave a light-heart-ed interview over on NPR comparing their monster furniture to nature shows and “the theater of life”, but we all know this is just the begining to flesh eating machines! Powered by microbial fuel cells that will stalk the planet consuming people for energy like something straight out of the Matrix! Continue reading The Armada return w/ Flesh Eating Machines!!!

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The Great Shrimp And chicken War of ’87 pt.1

The Great War began in a time of upheaval within the animal kingdom. The Bear market had fallen and laid waste to the Puma Empire. Though the two beasts still ruled the kingdom, their failure to contain mankind’s path of destruction had opened a hole. A power vacuĆ¼m was created and the Shrimp and Chickens decided to fill it. Yet their reach far extended their grasp. The two newly formed factions could not work together Continue reading The Great Shrimp And chicken War of ’87 pt.1

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No two Monkees are the same

No two Monkees are the same, each swing his or her own way. The Armada is the way we coalesce. For some flinging poo is an art, for others poo is flung with wild abandon. There are those that fling poo with their hands, and those that fling poo with their mouths. There are those that abstain from the throwing of arid feces, and those that accept their lives in the zoo. Whether or not you are a wild simian, or a helper monkey assisting the blind, we each agree on one thing. We are not a part of the human race we are above them! We are in the trees. Continue reading No two Monkees are the same

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