The other day the so-called leader of those hapless idiots known as The Tea Party, Mark Williams called the Islamic God a “Monkey God”! Upset over the fact that there are plans to build a mosque near their beloved Ground Zero, the right-wing nut job (who is a frequent guest on CNN) let loose a rambling dumb-ass diatribe on his blog? Again when did rednecks get so computer savvy? This further illustrates the ignorance (not to mention intolerance) of this group. Allah ( the Muslim diety) is not a Monkey-God! He’s not even close, he’s closer to the mythical Judeo-Christian God Yahweh, they each branch out from the fabled tribes of Abraham. This idiotic religious squabbling seems never ending. It would be a much better world if all of these douche bags got their collective heads out of the sand. Stop putting so much emphasis on a pathetic desert religion that has lost all meaning thousands of years ago. There is a Monkey-God out there that is far more worthy of your respect and devotion. Continue reading Get Yourself a Funky-Monkey-God!
It can happen only in India. A man drove a minibus with a monkey on his shoulder and as the monkey jumped out of the window it distracted the driver who rammed his vehicle into a house in the capital, police said Thursday. Continue reading Monkey on shoulder causes bus accident
Today is Hanuman Jayanti, the birthday of the great Lord Hanuman. It is one of the most significant festivals of the Hindus.
The Lord Hanuman’s birthday is celebrated on a full moon’s day in the Hindu month of ‘Chaitra’. Hanuman ji is known by many names Anjaneya, Bajrang Bali. Hanuman ji is the beloved devotee of Lord Rama.
People from whole of India will be celebrating this day by praying and chanting the holy words from the Hanuman Chalisa.
Continue reading Hanuman Jayanti 2010 Today!
Kendrapara (Orissa), Jan 15 (PTI) A rogue Monkee injured 50 people and forced residents to stay indoor in a thickly … Continue reading Monkee Hitman arrives!
Libra Horoscopes Tuesday, Jul 21st, 2009 — You may be in for some unexpected changes at work as today’s Solar … Continue reading Total eclipse of my Sun
The Great War began in a time of upheaval within the animal kingdom. The Bear market had fallen and laid waste to the Puma Empire. Though the two beasts still ruled the kingdom, their failure to contain mankind’s path of destruction had opened a hole. A power vacuüm was created and the Shrimp and Chickens decided to fill it. Yet their reach far extended their grasp. The two newly formed factions could not work together Continue reading The Great Shrimp And chicken War of ’87 pt.1