More Canned Food

Right now they’re selling it in vending machines in Utah so if you can deal with those Mormon fucks pick up a can when you’re on you’re way to the hell out of Utah. There are plans to expand the line to include Pepperoni Pizza and French Toast! There is some controversy bringing Candwhich into the news right now, because one of the investors used funds diverted from a real estate scam to bring Candwhich from the dreams of a crazy Mormon to reality. Stephen Colbert even mentioned it on his show earlier this week. Marketed to soccer moms on the go and hikers , the Candwhich is really for the more refined end times enthusiast. With a indeterminate shelf -life the Candwhich will make a nice snack and complete the stock in the underground bunker you should be building. Continue reading More Canned Food

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Signs of the fucking Apocalypse

The man of Tomorrow pretending to be simple country boy. Now with tomorrow here and looming over the horizon, I await the appointed meeting of my future self. I’ll be there when I step out of the time machine to take my place in the past and communicate this to one lucky person. This is how I explain the holes in my memory you see just a joke. The constant jumping through the time-stream-well you’ll understand someday. Or perhaps I’m just a nut mind controlled by to many episodes of The Highlander, and Star Trek. Much more preferable to the warped realty of the washed-up has been on VH1.The sycophant worlds are delicious munchies for the stoned soul. Alright maybe that was a bit much, but you get the message right/ My blaze’ descriptions are just for fun. I think I should get a job writing reviews for Entertainment Weekly. Continue reading Signs of the fucking Apocalypse

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