What would a year end blog post be with out a moving tribute to the people we lost… Well a lot of people died this year. And although I kinda loathe the fact that we cry over celebrity deaths when people who are kind and good die without recognition every single day. There has been one celebrity death this year that has moved the entire Monkee Kingdom; Continue reading 22.214.171.124.0
I see all the news is filled with these #Occupiers, people standing up and crying out against the socio-economic injustices that have always existed in this country and the world. I would love to be in the middle of it all. I would love to raise my fist and help topple the corrupt empire that I have railed against since I was a teenager. Yet, I feel like it is all in vain. I have been a part of many protest actions in my time. I was at A16 in Washington DC (despite being on Federal Probation in North Carolina at the time); I was tear-gassed and chased by cops. Running along-side a drunken Uncle Sam who said he was also on Federal Probation in Virginia and not supposed to leave the state either. I was in New York in 2002 protesting against the Iraq War when the police came through on horseback hitting anything that moved with black jacks; I dove on top of a teenage girl I had never met before to shield her from the officer’s baton. I took several cracks to my back that actually felt good because my back is shit after spending eight months in a federal prison for thinking I was an anarchist terrorist when I was 19. Believe me if anyone should be out there crowing about the end of this bullshit society it should be me. Continue reading #Occupydeeznuts; Let’s play Master and Servant
Make no mistake, the Armada is about anger, hate, vitriol, and the fermenting of Chaos. But chaos is all encompassing it is not rigid and set in stone like order, it is free flowing and with one hand we hate and punch you in the face, with the other we embrace and grope you! The future is fluid like water, and moves in ways that can shape it’s surroundings but no be shaped by them. Our vision for the future is a varied as our history and customs, we are more than global we are universal! So with that said happy V-Day and to all the lovers we present something we have been loving on for a minute; our top two favorite web comics: Continue reading The Armada will be your only Valentine!
We the Armada are decedents of the Vanara our mighty attack wing are the Flying Monkees from Hell. They are the most deadly and ferocious branch of the Armada, they will do far more than tear apart a silly Scarecrow or Tin Man (what the fuck Tin is like one step up from aluminum). They are the most loyal and closest to Lord Hanuman, and they are the vengeance of the skies. When the Flying Monkees descend from the skies no one is safe for they are the terror that strikes from on high, beware their wrath and fear their cry! The Flying Monkees From Hell are circling and it is your very soul they seek. I digress, they are nothing like the cartoonish creatures depicted in this musical! Continue reading 71st Anniversary of the worst Flying Monkees ever!
If you have become one of the 73,063 fans of the Tampa Bay Mystery Monkee on facebook, or just someone … Continue reading Mystery Monkee has his own theme song now!
Armada Outpost 606. is now up and operational. All is going as planned. Soon the Armada will be on the … Continue reading Armada Outpost 606
A Thai police force has begun taking a monkey dressed in officer’s uniform on patrol each day to help improve relations with Muslim separatists.
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