Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal a.k.a. G.U.R.U. a.k.a. Keith Elam passed away on April 19th after a year long bout with … Continue reading R.I.P. G.U.R.U.
After a brief wrap up of our tour, we headed back into our familiar section of town. We went and ate at our old favorite-Mr. Waffle. At the time, it was a greasy 24-hour hole in the wall, where Winston’s finest drunks, hookers, and crooked cops came to end the night. As we stood in the parking lot after our meal, finishing conversations and staring up at the stars in the North Carolina sky, Jeff grew still, he cocked his head back as if he were a dog or wolf hearing something we could not. I asked him what was wrong, only to be silenced with a “shh”. Then looking both Josh and me square in the eyes, somehow simultaneously, he said, “You hear that?” Looking at each other, we shrugged. Continue reading Intro pt. 2
In the beginning (well I can’t tell you about that, I’ll save it for another book), and after that some crazy shit happened and the remnants of that sent debris across the universe as it was, expanding it making it grow. God opened its eye, which was everything. As things settled, the debris began to take shape and form galaxies inside of the universe. Inside the galaxies formed solar systems, inside them formed planets on these planets formed life as we define it. Sentient creatures took shape from atoms, to amebas, to animals, (fish, birds, reptiles) Ad God opened his other eye, which was also everything and said that it was good. The world was one rock amongst many, but it was growing as it traveled round the sun, which was traveling around the solar system, that was traveling around the galaxy, which traveled around the universe. This was all within God. Continue reading Intro
Every since I could remember I have always loved Porn. Porn or Pornography rather derives from the Greek word pornographia which comes from the words; pornē, meaning “prostitute”, graphō, meaning “I write or record”, and the suffix –ia meaning “state of”, “property of” or “place of”. Loosely translated the word means “a written list or description of prostitutes”. To me it has always meant joy. Who doesn’t like watching people fuck? Continue reading The History of Porn pt. 1
The Great War began in a time of upheaval within the animal kingdom. The Bear market had fallen and laid waste to the Puma Empire. Though the two beasts still ruled the kingdom, their failure to contain mankind’s path of destruction had opened a hole. A power vacuüm was created and the Shrimp and Chickens decided to fill it. Yet their reach far extended their grasp. The two newly formed factions could not work together Continue reading The Great Shrimp And chicken War of ’87 pt.1