The Armada will be your only Valentine!

Make no mistake, the Armada is about anger, hate, vitriol, and the fermenting of Chaos. But chaos is all encompassing it is not rigid and set in stone like order, it is free flowing and with one hand we hate and punch you in the face, with the other we embrace and grope you! The future is fluid like water, and moves in ways that can shape it’s surroundings but no be shaped by them. Our vision for the future is a varied as our history and customs, we are more than global we are universal! So with that said happy V-Day and to all the lovers we present something we have been loving on for a minute; our top two favorite web comics: Continue reading The Armada will be your only Valentine!

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The Armada return w/ Flesh Eating Machines!!!

First on deck is something we heard about from Attack of the Show-yes we still watch it without Olivia-and that’s Meat-Eating Furniture! We couldn’t believe or little Monkee ears when we heard about a fly eating clock and a rat decapitating coffee table! The designers James Auger and Jimmy Loizeau gave a light-heart-ed interview over on NPR comparing their monster furniture to nature shows and “the theater of life”, but we all know this is just the begining to flesh eating machines! Powered by microbial fuel cells that will stalk the planet consuming people for energy like something straight out of the Matrix! Continue reading The Armada return w/ Flesh Eating Machines!!!

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Signs of the Apocalypse #1080

While talking heads on the left and right point fingers and try to use this disaster as way to rally up their base and score political points the truth is this is something that affects us all Republicans, Democrats, (bat-Shit-crazy) Tea Baggers, Libertarians, and Anarchist. The ramifications of what is going on and the ineptitude of both BP and the Federal Government to control this will inevitably threaten all life on the planet. As species begin to disappear and the ripple effect is felt up the entire food chain generations from now our children’s grandchildren will find themselves either starving to death or completely dependent on genetically altered farm foods raised in laboratories. Continue reading Signs of the Apocalypse #1080

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Signs of the fucking Apocalypse

The man of Tomorrow pretending to be simple country boy. Now with tomorrow here and looming over the horizon, I await the appointed meeting of my future self. I’ll be there when I step out of the time machine to take my place in the past and communicate this to one lucky person. This is how I explain the holes in my memory you see just a joke. The constant jumping through the time-stream-well you’ll understand someday. Or perhaps I’m just a nut mind controlled by to many episodes of The Highlander, and Star Trek. Much more preferable to the warped realty of the washed-up has been on VH1.The sycophant worlds are delicious munchies for the stoned soul. Alright maybe that was a bit much, but you get the message right/ My blaze’ descriptions are just for fun. I think I should get a job writing reviews for Entertainment Weekly. Continue reading Signs of the fucking Apocalypse

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