Update: Case study on End-Time Characters 1

As crazy as that is not (actually expected it was-quotes Yoda), Sheen broke a previously non existed Guinness World Record for most tweets garnered in 25 hours and 17 minutes. Patton Oswalt feels that it’s not Charlie, and I would have to be inclined that he’s right. According to the pics Sheen is going to the ball park to eat hot-dogs named after himself, and celebrating Direct TV on a television no bigger than the one at Monkee Armada HQ (and we do not have #TigerBlood). Now is per the fashion, everyone and their mother are trying to capitalize on the Sheen craze guaranteeing that it won’t be relevant by this weekend. Barring something truly shocking; like a midnight gun battle with the cops, as he tries to rescue his magical twins from government probes and test,with only the aid of his mystical floating goddesses! Now that’s a comic book I would buy (hint, hint). Continue reading Update: Case study on End-Time Characters 1

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The Armada will be your only Valentine!

Make no mistake, the Armada is about anger, hate, vitriol, and the fermenting of Chaos. But chaos is all encompassing it is not rigid and set in stone like order, it is free flowing and with one hand we hate and punch you in the face, with the other we embrace and grope you! The future is fluid like water, and moves in ways that can shape it’s surroundings but no be shaped by them. Our vision for the future is a varied as our history and customs, we are more than global we are universal! So with that said happy V-Day and to all the lovers we present something we have been loving on for a minute; our top two favorite web comics: Continue reading The Armada will be your only Valentine!

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The Armada return w/ Flesh Eating Machines!!!

First on deck is something we heard about from Attack of the Show-yes we still watch it without Olivia-and that’s Meat-Eating Furniture! We couldn’t believe or little Monkee ears when we heard about a fly eating clock and a rat decapitating coffee table! The designers James Auger and Jimmy Loizeau gave a light-heart-ed interview over on NPR comparing their monster furniture to nature shows and “the theater of life”, but we all know this is just the begining to flesh eating machines! Powered by microbial fuel cells that will stalk the planet consuming people for energy like something straight out of the Matrix! Continue reading The Armada return w/ Flesh Eating Machines!!!

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More Canned Food

Right now they’re selling it in vending machines in Utah so if you can deal with those Mormon fucks pick up a can when you’re on you’re way to the hell out of Utah. There are plans to expand the line to include Pepperoni Pizza and French Toast! There is some controversy bringing Candwhich into the news right now, because one of the investors used funds diverted from a real estate scam to bring Candwhich from the dreams of a crazy Mormon to reality. Stephen Colbert even mentioned it on his show earlier this week. Marketed to soccer moms on the go and hikers , the Candwhich is really for the more refined end times enthusiast. With a indeterminate shelf -life the Candwhich will make a nice snack and complete the stock in the underground bunker you should be building. Continue reading More Canned Food

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Signs of the Apocalypse #1080

While talking heads on the left and right point fingers and try to use this disaster as way to rally up their base and score political points the truth is this is something that affects us all Republicans, Democrats, (bat-Shit-crazy) Tea Baggers, Libertarians, and Anarchist. The ramifications of what is going on and the ineptitude of both BP and the Federal Government to control this will inevitably threaten all life on the planet. As species begin to disappear and the ripple effect is felt up the entire food chain generations from now our children’s grandchildren will find themselves either starving to death or completely dependent on genetically altered farm foods raised in laboratories. Continue reading Signs of the Apocalypse #1080

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