As crazy as that is not (actually expected it was-quotes Yoda), Sheen broke a previously non existed Guinness World Record for most tweets garnered in 25 hours and 17 minutes. Patton Oswalt feels that it’s not Charlie, and I would have to be inclined that he’s right. According to the pics Sheen is going to the ball park to eat hot-dogs named after himself, and celebrating Direct TV on a television no bigger than the one at Monkee Armada HQ (and we do not have #TigerBlood). Now is per the fashion, everyone and their mother are trying to capitalize on the Sheen craze guaranteeing that it won’t be relevant by this weekend. Barring something truly shocking; like a midnight gun battle with the cops, as he tries to rescue his magical twins from government probes and test,with only the aid of his mystical floating goddesses! Now that’s a comic book I would buy (hint, hint).
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