Scientist at the University of Wisconsin have recently discovered something we the Armada have known for some time. That Monkees are Metal as fuck! Apparently composer David Teie developed a theory to explain why music plays on human emotions. It involved playing music to a group of West African Tamarins. The study showed that the Tamarins responded to music made by other Tamarins but when it came to human music the only responded to Mettalica! Now I’m sure the Monkee’s used in the study would have preferred some Mastodon or Dethklok, but the scientist probably didn’t rock hard enough to know about the newer Metal Gods on the scene. Yet again science is catching on to what the Armada has been preaching for some time.