Category Archives: Armada

Armada Outpost 606

Armada Outpost 606. is now up and operational. All is going as planned. Soon the Armada will be on the Moon….

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Story in Photos: Monkey Flosses Teeth : Discovery News

During our absence The Royal Armada Reader missed out on a few notable Monkee related events. Happy Belated Monkey Day to all of you out ther and trust we will be trying to catch you up on some stories you … Continue reading

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Monkee High Fashion

While we’re still pushing our official (and affordable) Monkee Armada Gear over at the Monkee Armada Stuff shop we set up over on CafePress, apparently the new must have item amongst wealthy socialites and wealthy hipsters are these new shirt/dresses … Continue reading

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Transmisions from the satilite heart

I’ve decided that since I don’t get very many page views here I will instead use this blog as a sort of stream of conscientiousness blog. A place where I just ramble on about what ever in my head instead of simply re-posting my My Space blogs. Continue reading

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Just a pre-view of the Grand; CODAS ARMADAS

In Chinese mythology The Monkee King is called Sun Hou-Shi, he is also called “The Great Sage, Equal of Heaven”. Born from a cosmic egg conceived out of the emptiness and engendered by the wind atop a mountain of fruits and flowers. He provides various arts and skills to mankind. Legend has it that once upon a time the great king of all Monkees once grew dissatisfied and wished to live forever. A Daoist master taught the king the way of eternal life and he ascended to Heaven, where he stole the peaches of immortality and caused great mischief He escaped punishment when the immortal Guan Yin spoke on his behalf. Instead of being banished to the Shadowlands the Monkee King was tasked to look after the priest Xuan Zang on his “Journey West”, to aquire rare Buddhist scriptures. Continue reading

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